oIknowyou?”这个白mao小动物tou也不抬嗡声嗡气地说。

“Stanley,WhatmakesyouthinkI’minagoodmood?”

“I’mnotStanley.Youmusttakemeforsomeoneelse。Ifyoudon’tmind,Iamtryingtosleepforalittlewhile.”mao球动了一下，挤出一只尖尖的耳朵，它好像是把tou扭过去了。

“OK.”张仲文拿出手机，拨了一下号。

mao球的shenti下面响起了破罐子破摔般丁零当啷的手机铃声，因为同时开启震动，这只只有手肘大小的动物在椅子上也颠簸颤抖起来。

“imeyoushowyourrespectforthesuperioranimalia,adivinedragonperse,atleastshutdownyourstupidiphone!”

白mao狐狸不耐烦地站了起来，轻慢地扬扬脖子抖抖mao，棉团一样的小爪子按在那个裹脚老太的鞋垫子般黑漆漆的手机上，ting着鼻子说：“Shit!Whyareyouhereanyway?Areyousupposedtowashyourassnow?Youknow,incaseyourmasterwantaquickshagbeforebreakfast.”

“Whatever,atleastIwillnevergetmarriedtoaproductofAppleIncat4o‘clothem.AndIhavetotellyouthatIdon’tthinkyournewbrideisfemale，becauseeveryeayGAYfriendliketoholditintherighthandwhentheyaretoooccupiedtomasturbate!”

“Idon’twanttalktoyouanymore.Thisismyfirstmarriage……in21thtury.Wouldyoupleaseleavemealooruintherestpartofthisworld?Mywifeisingbackfromthedy’sroomandshedoesn’tlikeyou.”

张仲文轻蔑地甩了一下tou发，对着那可怜巴巴的白色小狐狸叹了口气，转shen走了，五步之后突然回tou惊恐认真地问：“PleasetellmeyouarenotmarryingyourI-phone!”

“No.Notthistime.”狐狸挥了挥爪子。

张仲文其实知dao白二要和谁结婚，他也不想撞见那个嘴蜜腹剑完全就是看上白二